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Vulgar term for the perineum, the area of skin rich in nerve endings that is located below the anus (the opening for bowel movements). For women, the perineum extends to the vaginal opening; for men it extends to the base of the testicles.

Because the perineum is so rich in nerve endings it often feels pleasing to have it touched or stroked. If one is comfortable with being touched on the perineum, its stimulation can be incorporated into a couple's lovemaking to further enhance sexual arousal.

To make stimulation smoother and more comfortable, it is often helpful to lubricate your fingers before stroking the perineum during lovemaking.

As long as the stimulation remains outside the body on the perineum, any type of lubricant (petroleum-base or water-base) will do.

However, because this kind of stimulation is often associated with insertion of the finger into the vagina or anus, or both, a water-base lubricant is recommended and preferred.
My tain't? One hundred percent pure bacon!
Tain't by Cervantesco January 19, 2006
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bit between a lady's cuckoo and her poopoo. (see Barse)
It Tain't arse and it Tain't 'gina. (see Barse)
Tain't by [D] Mr Cream T October 14, 2003
The stretch of skin joining two legs.
Tain't pink and tain't stink.
tain't by Steve Savoy December 28, 2005
First off, not found on a woman. The Tain't is the part between the man's balls and his asshole and is said to be extremely sensitive during and right after ejaculation. Duh.
Baby, please push on my Tain't when you do that. Please.
Tain't by Ginger Riverside July 7, 2005
The stretch of skin between anus and testicles.
'Tain't your penis, 'tain't your butt.

T’ain’t 

No, not that taint. This is a combination of it and ain’t. Mostly used in the states of West Virginia, Alabama, and Mississippi.
Billy: “Thanks for helpin’ me out with the hay yesterday Jim.”
Jim: “Aw shucks Bill, t’ain’t nothin’.”
T’ain’t by Tim Jimmers June 24, 2018
an extension of the word ain't, adding "it".
it am not; it are not; it is not.
Sam: "t'ain't is not a real word, you're stupid"
Dave: "t'ain't true, t'ain't is a real word, and also you are a ginger"
t'ain't by Dave_David83 September 7, 2023
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