twain'n
twain'n by palituffguy October 26, 2015
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Never the Twain shall meet
A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.
Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."
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Train Nonce
Someone who is completely obsessed with trains to the point that the person acts sexually towards trains and describes them/talks about them in a sexual and obsessive tone and/or refers to them with sexual nature.
Me: What you been up to, Alex?
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce
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Tradition passed through a sorority where you spend a night at a fraternity and you come back very hoarse.
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