The KT Scale

A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.

"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."

by GingerBeardHuman April 11, 2022

JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.

Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.

by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023

Joel Overall Scale

A popular critic scale among food connoisseurs. The Joel Overall Scale (JOS) is a scale from 1 to 10 giving an indication of a restaurants overall rating taking into account the time taken for the meal to arrive using the Nino Time Scale (NTS) and the flavour of the food provided using the Corky Pizza Scale (CPS). Both the NTS and CPS are scales from 1 to 10 and the JOS is found by finding the median average of the two.

I give that lasagne a 8/10 on the CPS but only a 4/10 on the NTS. I guess that leaves us with a 6/10 on the Joel Overall Scale.

by Corky444 June 30, 2023

Sable

1)-Popular 90s WWE Diva who used her husband to get her fame
-Husband got fired while she became popular for just showing off her boobs and posing in PlayBoy
-Sued WWE for "unsafe work environment" when asked to wrestle AND to strip and be in a lesbian storyline
-Then posed for PlayBoy AGAIN
-Came back in 2003 and did the same things she sued for
-Stole WWE wrestler Brock Lesnar from his fiancee and daughter and used him like she did with her husband to get famous again
-Got engaged to Brock...then dumped him cuz he had no money

2)Adjective meant to insult a dispicable person, especially a woman who use and steal men for their spouses, a slut, a bitch (derived from WWE Diva Sable)

*Example for definition #2

Geez! Could you believe her stealing Nicole's boyfriend AND sleeping with her brother at the same time?! What a SABLE!

by LoganLesnarMarvel July 29, 2005

scarlett johansson

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.

The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.

by BDeezyC June 6, 2009