sex ninjas

The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.

Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.

by Freddie December 16, 2004

Ninnigoonk

Slang for vagina

What my mom told me to call it when I was young

My ninnigoonk is so itchy after I shave it.

by PineappleEater123 July 19, 2018

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.

Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.

by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007

Nintendo DSi

Released in the first half of 2009, it is a redesign of the popular handheld gaming system: Nintendo DS/DS Lite. The DSi incorporates 2 digital cameras into the structure, two larger screens than the DS/DS Lite, a boosted wireless capacity, an internal memory and SD memory card slot, wi-fi wireless internet browser and access to a web-based game-store. These upgrades are incorporated into the DSi at the cost of its GBA backward compatiblity slot. This inevitably prevents play of games specifically designed for Game Boy Advance & DS/DS Lite, such as Guitar Hero: Legends, and Super Mario Advance.

Video game re-sellers, like GameStop, in an effort to promote sales of of the new system, offered significant trade-in allowances for DS and DS Lite systems.

Gamer 1: Did you trade up for the Nintendo DSi?
Gamer 2: Yep.

Gamer 1: Wanna play (insert GBA Game)?
Gamer 2: Um... (looks at the DSi's lack of GBA slot) I dont' think we can anymore.

Gamer 1: .... weak.

by StrikerWingblade May 29, 2009

Ninjette

The woman who is the equal and true soulmate for a Ninja.
Her intellect, wit and creativity must match his exactly.
Also, the Ninjette will always support her Ninja without fail through life.
Each Ninja only has one Ninjette and will never find another. Also, no true Ninja will ever be totally happy going through life with any woman other than his Ninjette.

Question from ordinary man #1:

Wow, Ninja John seems sharper and more deadly than ever, what do you think happened?

Answer from somewhat enlightened ordinary man #2:

He found his Ninjette and is now complete.

by The Original Ninjette October 4, 2006

t-shirt ninja

one hides his ninja identity with a shirt over the head. bad ass mother fuckers.

Dude! That t-shirt ninja totally kicked my ass!

by foad January 9, 2005

nincompoop

a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment

I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.

by Ur Majesty July 30, 2008