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German

an opportunity for anyone who is fond or neutral of Germany to say 'LYK OMG, TEH GEMANS ARN'T NAZI'S, THAT WAS LIKE YEARS AGO, NOW THEY RECYCLE AND SHIT!!!!' and rag on the french instead, don't get me wrong, the germans are okay (with the exception of that asshole from scooter)
"Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!"
Btw Fetus Bomber, they wern't forced to be Nazi's, Germany was at that time a democracy, so the Nazi party was voted (by a wide margin) into power
by Jesus, what name can I use? October 6, 2008
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German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?
Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.
by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005
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German

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
by kMurg March 3, 2011
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salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.
If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany
by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009
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like the germans

A phrase that can be added to the end of sentences for humor. Much like "that's what she said", but not sexual. It instead can point out some aspect of german life from beer to nazis, but it can apply to anything. It was originally coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
"I hate those guys, I wish we could just round them up and kill them, like the germans."

"I drank that beer faster than the germans."
by Davis Riordan August 26, 2009
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german surprise

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"
by James Cook August 31, 2006
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