Sheepery

“Sheepery” (n.): An unforeseen factor causing the ruination of a project, effort, or state-of-being.

Inspired by the combination of 1) scientists at the University of Nevada creating a sheep that is 15% human, and 2) villagers in Great Britain training a pack of attack-sheep. The confluence of these events portends a future society living in fear of pissed-off, intelligent, killer sheep.

Jack Bauer’s CTU missions suffer from sheepery every time his daughter gets kidnapped.

OR

Our IT department’s attempt to upgrade our servers resulted in sheepery in the form of the loss of all our email folders.

by Great White Snark December 28, 2008

Sheep

Slang for someone with the last name Sheppard. Including people who spend inordinate amounts of time on mundane tasks: taxes, laundry, writing in their planner ect...

Dude really pulled a sheep last night.

by Harsh_Kumar February 23, 2008

Sheepcakes

The physical embodiment of sheep in delicious cake form.

mmmmmmmmmmmm... sheepcakes, i love the taste of sheepcakes.

by daniel bone April 25, 2008

sheeplet

singular of sheeple

Meet Marty, a sheeplet, another tea party partitard right wingnut.

by SpellboundTSE July 20, 2011

Sheepist

Judging the color of a sheeps wool in Minecraft.

This sheeps wool is light brown and this ones black. I dont like them. I am so sheepist

by Dyrtyy Boltz July 10, 2012

sheep state

Whereas the "deep state" is widely accepted as the permafrost blob of appointed, governmental employees who believe every myth about collusion, secretly owe their allegiance to a party above country and have sworn to resist all things Trump, the Sheep State is their analog in the public. They regurgitate talking points, believe every pundit before their own judgment and think that CNN is second to Oprah in sanctity. They bleat and bah to their shepherds in the media and NEVER question narratives. Those who do are treated the most harshly (e.g. Alan Dershowitz, Candace Owens, et al.).

The mainstream media are the 'Lil Bo Peep' of the Sheep State.

by MartinNotBoris August 12, 2018

Black sheep

STEVE HARVEY'S MOTHER FUCKEN DREAMS. FYI DAMB KIM KARDASHIAN HOPE MY WIFES LIKE YOU.

I HAD THOSE BLACK SHEEPS LAST NIGHT IN MY SILK SHEETS WITH MY KANYE MEAT BANGING ON THEM KIM BEATS.

by MiguelfuckenOrtegabitch May 20, 2019