Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

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O-ring

1. My O-ring is a virgin.
2. If you don't slow down, you'll blow my O-ring!

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A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

gonzo ring by Crockett December 8, 2004

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The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

Cum Ring by KrazyKU February 22, 2009

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B-Ring (Brown-Ring) is slang for 'anus'.

The term was invented by an urban legend who goes by the name of Austin Freeman.

- "Your B-Ring smells like condoms."

B-Ring by The messenger September 11, 2012

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a nose ring-one that goes through the cartilege inbetween the nostrils.

wow, her septum ring was BLING-diamonds and gold, girl!

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John's life hasn't been the same since he got married, it's like that wedding ring has stopped him from having fun.

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