Definitions by Crockett

Jack Snausage 

A penis of large proportions

That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.

Jack Snausage by crockett July 19, 2012

gonzo ring 

A ring, usually made of rubber, that is worn at the base of the penis in order to sustain erections.

I'm gonna be fucking her all night...better get my gonzo.

gonzo ring by Crockett December 8, 2004