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rape me with a brick

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
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Rape club

A club guys can join to exchange information on how to give surprise sex.
He's in a rape club.
by Judge dredd7 December 4, 2011
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legitimate rape

Most women are running around hoping some neanderthal will force his will on them. The very few who don't really want it are the legitimate rape vicims. (Todd Akin, R-Mo)
A Republican representative has said that women don't become pregnant if they are the victim of legitimate rapewhile explaining his anti-abortion views on TV.

Todd Akin, a nominee for Senate in Missouri, also told the Jaco Report that it was rare for a woman to become pregnant after being raped because the 'female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down'.

The GOP senate hopeful was explaining his no-exception rule when it comes to abortion.
by OptimisticSoutherner August 20, 2012
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Rape apologist

Someone who doesn't appreciate the gravity of rape or believes the victim of rape bears some responsibility in bring raped
Bukky stop being a rape apologist and address the issue for as it is
by Agba June 16, 2020
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Space Rape

The general action(s) that consists of one or more individuals invading someone's personal space without their expressed permission.
1) That girl has no respect for personal boundaries and always space rapes the poor individuals standing near her.

2) Jon unknowingly makes everyone so uncomfortable. He space rapes people by standing much too close.
by Leslie C. January 5, 2009
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Shoulder Rape

When a person inconspicuously sneeks up on you and gropes your shoulder in a sexual movement yelling "shoulder rape". much like wenis, knee and butt rape.
josh: *rapes katies shoulder"
katie: OH LAWD! you just raped my shoulder
josh: muahaha (i love shoulder rape)
by Ernie Pandolfi December 17, 2008
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Rape in the face

When you completely destroy someone or something using your special moves or powers. Mainly used in video games.
Haha I just raped you in the face.

Eat that rape in the face.

Get ready to be raped in the face.
by Pwny 003 June 19, 2009
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