Noodle

A code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing:

‘Noodle’ - hot girl
‘Super Noodle’ - mega 10/10 hot girl

Alden : “Oi mate, see that girl over there? She’s a noodle”
Alun : “nah, she’s deffo a super noodle”

by Natureboi69 September 8, 2019

noob

A noob is a person who lacks skill or competence, in gaming or otherwise. They are not to be confused with the term 'newb', which is someone who is simply new to something and willing to learn more about it. A noob is so convinced that they know absolutely everything about 'insert game here' that they begin typing in near-illegible sentences, commonly known as 'leetspeak'.

Noob: L13K Z0MG I R T3H B3ST PLAY3R EVAR!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL@@

Player: You're level 1, dude. Don't get so hyped up.

Noob: 0MG STFU N00B IL K1LL U WITH MY AWSUM3 W34PON!

Player: ...That's called a stick. It's not going to do anything.

Noob: STFUUUUU I NO EVRYTH1NG AB0T DIS G4ME AN I DONT N33D H3LP FR0M U U LITL F4GG0T I HOPE J00 D1E IN A PH1R3 C0CKF4C3 LOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLMAO

-Noob has been banned for the following reason: Offensive language.-

by Leon_Kennedy129 June 15, 2009

nooking

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006

noonish

At or around noon time.

"What time is the meeting today?"
"Noonish."
"Ok see you around 12, 12:15."

by Edmund April 18, 2006

cry more plz noob

when you pwn somebody and they start to complain. this is your phrase to say back to them.

ME : pwned in the face Nick. God of getting pwned.
HIM : i lagged you fucker.
ME : cry more plz noob. cry more. ez pk noob. cry more

by God of PvP April 28, 2006

noob stick

The auto shotty in counterstrike.

wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.

by chuck January 6, 2004

noob-rush

When a (large) group of lower-level players attack one target at the same time, overwhelming them with superior numbers, AND the element of surprise.

Veteran *Walking alone down the street*
50 Newbies *Pour out of the alleyway and start punching the Veteran until he dies, quickly loot his corpse, and flee*
Veteran *Arrives at his corpse after being rezed* "Wtf! I can't believe I was just noob-rushed!"

by SMJ December 18, 2006