Dude 1: Some wealthy person gave me a bong and said "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land"
Dude 2: did you follow his instructions?
Dude 1: Oh yeah, i went on a MASSIVE trip

one toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land by your best idiot April 26, 2010

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la la land

that place where you drift off to when someone is talking about a subject that bores, also can be known as spacing out, zoning, and just not paying attentiong

teacher: eh hem! I'm talking to you!

me: oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.... sorry, I was in... la la land

la la land by saxaphoner September 20, 2009

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the land of no

A place that does not exist, used when telling of the impossibility of a certain event.

"The Tampa Bay Devil Rays will win the World Series this year."
"Maybe in the Land of No!"

the land of no by Jerry D May 5, 2003

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Graybar Land

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).

“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”

Graybar Land by Mudit January 31, 2005

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