retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

jeonghans_pillow

the seggsiest kpop fan page to exist 🤩

“I can’t stand jeonghans_pillow on tiktok her content sucks.”
“SHUT YO BITCHASS UP jeonghans_pillow ONLY DESERVES LOVE😡‼️

by weeeklyofficial February 10, 2021

when you hit his pillow

When you have sex with him

When you hit his pillow , you guys will become so much closer

by Gen gen October 1, 2014

pillow princess

a girl (most always very attractive) who is sexually frigid.

A pillow princess is the kind of girl who looks great but lays in the bed like dead wood when having sex.
a pillow princess is so inept at sexual acts it is almost impossiable to comprehend who one good look that good and be so lacking in sexual prowess.

by thederby August 25, 2013

Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

by Justin February 14, 2005

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

pillow fluffer

The pillow fluffer is when one is at a party and lifts the pillow out of the freshly made hosts bed to take a dump down the underside of the pillow case. then reinstalls the pillow back to it's original location greasy side down. They'll know something stinks but they won't know what until they lay their head down and slip an arm under : ) underdeck uperdeck uperdecker

I slipped a pillow fluffer into that bitches Martha Stewart threads before I left the party. That'll teach her for cutting me off.

by water weasel September 29, 2008