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plumb wafters 

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's
Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .
plumb wafters by TM_SG June 28, 2010
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jew waiter 

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
jew waiter by biblical scholar July 11, 2010
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Wasted Sperm 

a completely useless good-for-nothing person
YOU WASTED SPERM!!!
Wasted Sperm by orangecow91 March 6, 2009

wasted call in 

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.
Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
wasted call in by westfalia January 18, 2010

Weed Waster 

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
Weed Waster by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009

Malibu's most wanted 

white wannabe rapper. See wanksta.
Malibu's most wanted by Alex April 8, 2003

Walter Reed 

of or relating to a poorly maintained and highly questionable domicile.
"I just checked into the Motel Ramahilton, and it's like Walter Reed in this bitch..."
Walter Reed by projectaristotle March 31, 2007