Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.

Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

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Genshin Impact

My crippling gambling addiction in which I spend real life money for in game currency called "primogems" to collect sexy anime characters who do nothing for my life other than the fact I get to look at them

goddammit i spent more money on genshin impact just to lose my 50/50 to this FUCKING QIQI asdfghjkldhdjhdjshgkjhfasdkf;

by let_the_living_beware February 22, 2023

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running on impulse engines

In the original Star Trek series, whenever the main engines (warp drive) broke down (which was pretty frequent) the Enterprise would only be able to move using "impulse engines" - a low power, sub-lightspeed manouvering system based on a small fusion ram/ion drive.

By inference, someone described as "running on impilse engines" or "impulse power only" is either:

1. Very tired (a.k.a. 'running on empty')

2. Genuinely ill

3. (derog.) Slow and/or stupid.

"Jesus, I've just had to brief the sales guys on the new product.... they're all running on impulse engies up there".

"You want to go for a beer ?"

"No, man, I'm running on impulse engines... got to go home and grab some sleep."

by Eighth of Seven May 24, 2007

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thats my (name) impersonation

When your being awkward around a girl on a date so when you or her mentions it you say "thats my (insert name of someone whos realy awkward around girls or was once) impersontation"

"what are you doing"
"thats my (name) impersonation"

by strocker January 30, 2010

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