fuktard 

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

Fucktardette 

Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

fucktardia 

State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary

slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia

fucktardia by Ðiego December 7, 2002

fuctard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.

That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!

fuctard by Moribund Infantia August 7, 2003

fuckuardo 

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

fuckuardo by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Fucktardation

a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.

"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."

Fucktardation by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007

Fucktardicle 

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

Fucktardicle by Glitchi February 5, 2010