short changed 

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

short changed by cabbagehead February 8, 2008

Dirty Chance

While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass

I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.

Dirty Chance by LØRĐCHÅNŤŞ February 26, 2019

changes

The greatest song by Tupac ever.

"I see no changes. Wake up in the morning and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch.
Cops give a damn about a negro? Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero.
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares? One less hungry mouth on the welfare."

changes by Zach March 14, 2005

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

a ghost of a chance by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

Plan Changer 

Some who always feels the need to change the plans that everyone else has agreed on.

Matt: Is everyone ready to go to the speakeasy?
Lisa Ann: Why doesn't everyone come to my house instead? I'll make lasagna.
Matt: Stop it. You're a plan changer!

Plan Changer by Don Pedro S. August 30, 2013

Devyn, A changed man 

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.

Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/

Devyn, A changed man by halo lowis May 31, 2022

Chanded 

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

Chanded by novelty16 October 26, 2018