The Jerk Trap 

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

The Jerk Trap by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

finger jerk 

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

finger jerk by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

Cincinnati jerk burn 

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

Cincinnati jerk burn by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013

muffin jerk

Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.

Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"

Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"

Man 1- "Awesome"

muffin jerk by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014

pendulum jerk 

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

pendulum jerk by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015

Sulky jerk 

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

Sulky jerk by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

motherfuckin jerk 

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb

payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk

motherfuckin jerk by graysonmiller April 14, 2017