nearfatalcheeto's definitions

Cincinnati jerk burn

The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.

John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!

Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.

by nearfatalcheeto January 19, 2013