Jade

Jade, is the most amazing, prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She's funny, caring and soo kind. She has eyes that sparkle like a star, a smile thats to die for and just gives you feelings that no one else does. She's someone u hope to never lose and to maybe one day fall in love with.

Guy friend : see that, thats jade and shes the best

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Jaden Has a Sad

media obsession with what upsets white kids

NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"

by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021

Jaden

The funniest guy in the world man.
Has a 12 inch bbc. Also is a magnet to women because of how tall and hard working he is.

Girl: omg have u seen Jaden today he is so fine.

Girl 2: yesss and he is so tall.

by Cooldude5678 April 17, 2022

Jaden Loring

A nerd with hawiian shirts, he has a tiny dick and an even tinier heart

Is that Jaden Loring the tiny dick dude?

by Jaden Ls mom June 5, 2023

Vu Jade

The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.

Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"

by mehmenaha December 14, 2010

I sent Jade

the act of sending Jade Beauregard

mason *says "i sent jade"*
jade " >:("
mason "oh my god i just sent Jade"
me "lol"

by lavendershoelaces November 15, 2019

Jaded

A song by Aerosmith that no one really understands with a possessed girl in the music video.

Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
And baby I'm afraid a you

Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded

by Ryan H May 8, 2004