Sniff and Stiff

To get a hard on after smelling something really sexy and arousing.

I got sniff and stiff when she put on her new perfume.

by inndvision October 14, 2009

Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

stiff

1) To cheat your way out of giving someone promised action or items.

2) A dead body.

3) Something rigid and hard to move.

4) To fail to live up to your end of a bargain.

5) A tightwad.

6) Someone who is obnoxiously lazy and rudely boring.

He won't pay for half the meal despite declaring he would pay for the whole thing beforehand? What a stiff!

by STJosh May 15, 2007

Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012

Steffen

A dude who will look very kawaii with furry ears and he loves cock and hoi4

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Mariana: Steffen you should get these cat ears
Johannes: I agree I will buy them for Steffen at christmas

by ChickenButt2 November 30, 2020

stiffy

A stiffy is a snowboarding trick
or a word for children for an erecton.

"i did a 180 stiffy yesterday"
"have you ever had a stiffy?"

by Triggy January 23, 2005

stiffie

a very strong alcoholic drink

Make a me a stiffie!
WOW, this stiffie is strong!

by I AM CASEY October 19, 2007