I had an idea for a possible improvement on
da famous Joe Diffie song --- if
da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given
da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'
d honorably fulfilled), maybe when
da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside
da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around
da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for
da debt dat was owed him.
Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after
da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.