I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction
dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own
dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said
paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so
dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt
dat was owed him.
Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da
short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.