stiffed

cheated, didn't pay

I stiffed the taxi driver when I jumped out of his cab.

by Brother Bob May 14, 2005

stiffed

1)To get dissed
2)To get rejected
3)To cheat sum1

1)person 1-yo u tryna chill?
person 2-no
person 3-damn i just got stiffed

2)person 1-yo what happened with you and that gurl u were tryna holla at?
person 2-man the bitch stiffed me

3)person 1-did u pay the taxi?
person 2-nah i stiffed on the bill

by ;xfgnjk;nh;k September 6, 2005

Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012

stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.

Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?

by Your Mom March 21, 2005

Stiffed Animal

A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.

My daughter has been sleeping with that stuffed kitty for so long its now a stiffed animal.

by 531 December 9, 2010

stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011