Matt Bauer

Brother of the popular character Jack Bauer from the series 24. Assumed dead, Matt Bauer is an assasin working for "Chapter", a U.S. "black-ops" program. Matt Bauer has killed 140 men, and he enjoyed every single kill. Matt prides himself on killing his targets in varying creative ways such as: using a pizza cutter to slash victims throat, focing subject to consume an entire bottle of Dave's Insanity Hot Sauce.

Unlike Jack Bauer's classic line" Damn, there's no time!",
Matt also has a signature line:"Damn, I'm hungry."

Agent A - Sir, Matt Bauer just killed 10 innocent people inside a McDonalds because they forgot to put ketchup in his bag.

Agent B - No ketchup? Those bastards!!!

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

matey boy

When speaking and you don't know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead.

"I spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier"

by wakey1512 March 26, 2010

Mattie

Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!

"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!

by littlebopeep12345678910 May 22, 2011

match.com

A website with a vast appetite for your money and time, which rewards its users with insult.

Time to check my match.com and send another 20 messages into a cyber vaccum.

by TreeWeezel August 12, 2011

Mateen

The most athletic types of muzzle there is our there. A genius and a pull god. The most legendary person ever.

Michael Jordan = Mateen
LeBron = Mateen
Odell = Mateen

by JoseMPerez March 29, 2017

Husband Material

A guy you (girl/gay guy) would consider perfect enough to marry one day.

Kaylie: Look at Alex! He's lookin fine.

Lyndsie: Ya. He's definitely husband material.

by ThaBigCheesy October 18, 2010

your mate

Whenever someone is complaining about their mate, this sarcastic, simple reply reflects the fact that they chose to be their friend, and should have to put up with whatever annoying stuff they do. For an intensifier, fucken is added into the middle.

Tony: Michael is being such a tool, he keeps taking my cereal.
Adam: Your mate.

Sean: God, I'm so fucking sick of Alex, he keeps cramping my style at parties by cockblocking me.
Pete: He's your mate Sean. Your fucken mate.

by Dr. Sarcophagus September 14, 2009