God

A being who created earth, the world, and people, and is very holy. Many people believe in him/her/it. Religions all over the world support god(s). Some people (me) do not believe there is a god. But everyone has their own opinion.

God is dog backwards....does that tell you anything?

by Santas Sexy Helper August 1, 2004

God

A superior being and leader of the Heavenly community. At the turn of time when his son Jesus was cruxified God took it upon himself to right the world. This information is based on the 2005 Revised World Testament.

In his decision to be reborn on Earth, God accepted that he would not remember who he was or his powers. He was born as what is now a young male in his early teenage year. After years of exceptional talent and amazing genius which was unexplainable, God is realizing who he is and his potential.

He resides now, slowly taking over the world via the alias Infinite727

"Holy shit you're God."

by John the Prophet June 30, 2005

God

The reason I'm still alive.

ME: I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for God

by kimmie the pure January 11, 2009

God

The Ceiling cat
The person other than you parents who created you
That guy
The ending of the phrase OMG

God is everywhere. When you get out of the shower he's there. When you go to bed, he's there. Keep that in mind next time you pick your nose...he will be watching you.

by whydougiveashit? November 27, 2011

God

another word for Morgan freeman

Kid one: dude you gonna pray to God

Kid two: if by God you mean Morgan Freeman then yes

by Isreal thomas August 23, 2011

God

Someone who people think very highly of and go to when scared, corned or need help with something. In short a false idel that people around the world created to throw there problems on, also known as a form of crak =P

"what should I do God?"

by Asur September 8, 2008

God

Somebody who luvs us all a whole lot

Christians/Jews hav God
Buddists hav Budda
Muslums hav Allah

by Secret September 1, 2004