wafflegasm

The announcement of one's orgasm via masturbation.

"I will be ejaculating at the beep. beep."

by The Global Man December 4, 2004

waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases

I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.

by New Hall Revolution May 13, 2005

cunt waffle

A syrupy vagina filled with a pleathery substance.

I would like an extra batch of dangeoffrion with my cunt waffle, mmm pleather.

by ashho October 28, 2006

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009

waffle

A very popular type of breakfast food. People usually will put butter, syrup, or jam on it.

I like homemade waffles more. Those frozen ones taste like shit.

by claustrophobic chicken February 2, 2005

Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

Awful Waffle

None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.

if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.

by DoubleBastard March 2, 2009