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The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.
Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
by joebiden.png June 22, 2016
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None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Firmly press a tennis racket into their stomach.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach.

Notice that:
- It does NOT involve a person's face.
- It does NOT involve their ass.
- It DOES involve a tennis racket.

Side note: this term was popularized by the television show Salute Your Shorts.
Awful waffle! Awful waffle! Awful waffle!
by the letter d December 09, 2007
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When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.
Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!
by Jeff ha ha August 09, 2003
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A hilarious prank popularized by the jokesters at Camp Anawana. First you must find syrup. Second you must find an unwilling participant. Remove the shirt of the individual you’ve found then place a tennis racquet across their belly. Take the syrup and pour it out on the racquet while pressing the racquet hard against the belly. Note: DO NOT FORGE TO CHANT: AWFUL WAFFLE. It’s humiliating and will bring hours of entertainment to your camp experience.
β€œDonkey Lips really took that Awful Waffle well. I think the raping from Ug and Sponge was icing on the cake though.”
by Haul Pefner September 18, 2008
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None of the below definitions have it right.

The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:

1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.

Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.


*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
if you sit on Thud Mackey's brownies, an Awful Waffle will be the least of your worries.
by DoubleBastard March 02, 2009
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A game where a bunch of guys stand around a waffle and jerk off on it.

The last one to ejaculate his goodness has to consume the awful waffle.
Dude, lets play awful waffle!!!
by Richard Love May 08, 2006
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