None of the below definitions have it right.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
The procedure for administering an awful waffle is as follows:
1. Pin somebody to the top of a table.
2. Pull their shirt up.
3. Strike with tennis racket hard enough to leave "waffle" print on stomach*.
4. Pour syrup on their stomach*.
Notice that:
- It does not involve a tennis racket being firmly pressed anywhere.
*Other body parts where you can leave a waffle print, such as the face and ass, are also acceptable Awful Waffles, but the stomach is the traditional spot.
by DoubleBastard March 02, 2009