Madsturbation

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

by Yeetdab June 11, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Madturbation

When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation

by Transtastical March 16, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020