2 definitions by Transtastical

1
When a girl gets so excited or aroused that her nipples immediately harden.
"Did you see how hot he was?"
"Fuck ya. I've got a total chuboob right now!"

OMG, the new Star Wars trailer gave me a total chuboob!!!
by Transtastical October 27, 2015
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When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.
It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation
by Transtastical March 16, 2019
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