:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.
And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."
by MudHatter June 26, 2010
Get the Five Pound Mud Hatmug. Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some
Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.
by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020
Get the Get a pound of dat fleshmug. by daddybignuts_2000 January 12, 2010
Get the 20 pounds of dangling furymug. by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the pound to a pinch of shitmug. Referring to the origins of a strawberry pound cake, this one takes from vaginal intercourse while the woman is on her period. Then switches to anal. Thus making it a chocolate strawberry pound cake
Justin was enjoying Sarah's strawberry pound cake,when he suddenly was in the mood for chocolate strawberry pound cake and turned her over to make one.
by YaMami69 December 26, 2021
Get the Chocolate strawberry pound cakemug. 1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.
by RJ B June 25, 2006
Get the 1 pound of dangling furymug. by Light Joker November 19, 2005
Get the eight-hundred-pound gorillamug.