Spankoholic

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.

My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.

by jizmaster3000 November 11, 2010

shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.

guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:

by freakshow23 June 7, 2010

love shank

stabbing a bitch repeatedly with your bloody dick.

I gave that whore's grandma the best love shank last night.

by jeremy o'connor May 15, 2008

I'll shank your ass

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.

Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.

by Blan October 18, 2004

cocker-spankiel

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.

"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"

by benjiboy January 11, 2005