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Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.
"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....
by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025
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Goobert

the goob
person A: who tf is goobert
person B: the goob
by the very goob April 12, 2025
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you. we all know you beat yo shlong imaginary fine shyts
that fat guy is such a gooner he pmo
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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum
callum is such a gooner
by cookie fella May 9, 2025
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Gooner

A person who sits in a basement and plays video games all day
“Have you seen Jacob?”

“No he’s been gooning with the other gooners all day”
by Adam sandal May 13, 2025
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Gooner

check out Maple! theyre being a gooner!
by skinibif May 22, 2025
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