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Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.
Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
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Goofy Timed

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.
Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed
by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009
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top time

Slang for the reverse missionary position. Ideally, you are able to see your woman's eyes, lips, shoulders, and most importantly, her spectacular breasts, in the same field of vision. This position also makes for easy transition of your lips from her lips to her breasts and vice versa. Great for foreplay or the full finish.
Last night was fabulous. Angie gave me some great top time!
by Backswing99 December 6, 2017
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Isaar Time

Refers to someone who has no concept of punctuality, and is constantly running late. You can expect someone running on Isaar time to show up to upwards of 2 hours after the agreed upon time of meeting.
Oh he’s running on Isaar Time, he won’t be here for at least another half hour.
by Dylz321 April 19, 2022
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Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.
I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.
by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021
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coach's time

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field
coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"
by random persona June 7, 2010
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soup time

a meme you write when your in lockdown for two weeks and you no fricking idea what to do in your sad misrable life
memematic: im bored and out of idea lets make a soup time meme
by is yeet a crme March 27, 2020
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