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Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times
Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.
by The emos crusader October 9, 2019
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Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
by Badass3425 April 13, 2019
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Evan

A strange, mysterious figure that lurks in his man cave. Often accompanied by a Joel. Can be found in his natural habitat playing video game and snacking on granola. Regularly sites memes and draws in female accomplices.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude is that an Evan?"
Guy 2: "Oh Yeah! Look he's accompanied by a Joel?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Look at that guy pitching the tent!"
Guy 2: "Oh that must be an Evan!"
Guy 1: "No doubt!"
by Normynormybaby May 16, 2018
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Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan
by jeff15555 September 11, 2020
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evan

a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick

also a shinji kinnie in denial
wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not
by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021
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Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot
Evan is a bad person
by Stupid888 November 26, 2019
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Lewis Evans

Someone who is funny, knows how to make a girl smile but knows how to also break a girl’s heart. He’s pretty much a big cunt, needs to sort his issues out and fix up big time. They also smoke too much a day, but they can be considered being a nitty if that is what makes them happy.
“What so you were talking to a ‘Lewis Evans?’ ”

“Yes!”

“Oh that’s a red flag right there, they are all such cunts.”
by Anonymous545415162 April 15, 2021
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