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Self care is an umbrella term that Twitter/Tumblr SJWs use to excuse their poor financial decisions. Why spend money on things like rent/bills when you can buy coloring books from Whole Foods?
I’m six months behind on rent, my phone got shut off and my cars getting repo’d. I’m going to a $400 spa though because self care.
by Lolwut05 July 21, 2018
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Nov 26 Word of the Day
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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I'd go home for some self care, but my younger cousin is here to visit, so I'll have to wait.
by NesaK April 24, 2020
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Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked
Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean
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When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.
"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."
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by frumpadump November 24, 2017
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July 24 is national self care day, it’s when you take a warm bath do face masks and just enjoy yourself
“I have to go take a warm bath and put on some face masks
“Because it’s July 24, national self care day”
by abbers29000 May 05, 2019
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