Spoonee

Someone who willingly accepts the act of spooning from their partner.
Somone who gets spooned.

Michelle was a spoonee for Doug last night

by MidnightxTR December 6, 2010

Spoonalnate

Something only to be performed in the most intimate of situations.

Alyse spoonalnated ALL over Alayna's face last night!

by lindzstfu October 15, 2010

Spooky Newcomb

The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.

Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies

by walkingdictionary11 October 19, 2010

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011

Spoogly

Crazy, living in their own world, has special issues all their own.

That Gaddafi is well and truly spoogly now. Even Charlie Sheen's brand of spoogly is less impressive.

by A.L. Harper April 24, 2011

spoon-guistics

The understanding of how a Spoon talks and its usage of words.

Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

by Irenical May 6, 2011

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011