Definitions by SammyPie

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

An individual who is inept (retarded) with anything having to do with technology and computers.

You technotard! All you do is turn the GPS on and put in the address.

Technotard by SammyPie January 15, 2011