mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.
mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022

Using others peoples traumatic life events or circumstances for content. Especially for clout and or traction. Often disguised as attempts to garner mass help, often for a go fund me etc. The trauma farmer doesn’t directly benefit from the go fund me but rather benefits by using other peoples exceptional circumstances to drive attention on their content.
Did you see. Jordan’s recent video?
Yea, They only post about people who get fucked up
I know! They stay trauma farming
Yea, They only post about people who get fucked up
I know! They stay trauma farming
by DarkBranDong March 9, 2023

A massive Manor House in the Derbyshire dales, with loads of acres and a couple of farm animals, a lovely house privately owned by the Buxton family that’s their main house as far as the public are concerned anyways.
by _Urban.dictionary_official_ January 11, 2021

Nuke: You got Farmed like Omi
Nockulus: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Akari: Don't ever touch Aizen again Nock, please and thank you.
Nockulus: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Akari: Don't ever touch Aizen again Nock, please and thank you.
by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).
Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.
I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.
by Oz10expl June 30, 2022
