the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!
Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.
by Mike_Oxlong101 November 15, 2020
Get the Flat Earth mug.A sub-group of the Flat Earthers, they believe earth is shaped like a dinosaur. As the saying goes, a bunch of discord kids had a glass of beer and had a dream that the earth is shaped as a dinosaur.
Little did they know their drinks were laced with LSD and sleeping pills. 69 hours later, they founded a server named "Dinosaur Earth Society" which spreads the word of this earth shape.
Earth has since then morphed into the shape of a dinosaur.
Little did they know their drinks were laced with LSD and sleeping pills. 69 hours later, they founded a server named "Dinosaur Earth Society" which spreads the word of this earth shape.
Earth has since then morphed into the shape of a dinosaur.
Edgy Ellen: The earth is fuckin' flat, go to hell Dinosaur Earth society.
Woke Wendy: At least we don't hold annual Flat-Earthers convention in England. Flat earthers made the intelligence of mankind reduce by a 69 trillion.
Woke Wendy: At least we don't hold annual Flat-Earthers convention in England. Flat earthers made the intelligence of mankind reduce by a 69 trillion.
by OldChickFlame69 February 12, 2019
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by Peppea October 13, 2003
Get the middle earth mug.When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
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When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
by ExplosiveSoap August 12, 2011
Get the Middle Earth Mud Dragon mug.Somebody with incredibly long dreadlocks. Reference to the movie Battlefield Earth, where John Travolta's character has said hair style.
Gary: Dude, that chick is hot!
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.
Eldon: If you're referring to Battlefield Earth over there, I don't think we can hang out anymore.
by WilliamGBeggs January 26, 2012
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