When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.
Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
“Do I love her? Probably not.”
“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”
“We definitely might get married someday.”
“I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”
“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*
“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”
“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”
“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”
Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
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"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"
"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
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Someone you find very attractive but they don't date their own race, which includes you.
Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
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Person #1: Damn zonies fukn invade San Diego every summer!
Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
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beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
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