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shifter

Someone who is engaged in the activity of shifting, who knows that their consciousness is not attached to any realities.

They have multiple lifes in other realities.
A: Why are you sleeping in the starfish position?
B: oh... i am shifter
by madelyn06 November 21, 2021
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body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked
He is my body shifter
by David Townhill March 18, 2019
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SHIFTER

A SHIFTER is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new, impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”
by DonJuicy January 2, 2019
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Non-shifter

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023
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3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Cloud, the Lucid Shifter

A nickname for those that believe fictional characters are real.
1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
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A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.
1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
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