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moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 25, 2008
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Robot Unicorn

A current internet sensation that has swept the world, a brilliant conglomeration of colours, explosions and tacky 90's pop has been combined to create possibly the greatest accomplishment of mankind.

All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
34 BC: The lord blessed the world with Jesus
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn

Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?

Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
by big_bird69 August 24, 2010
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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.
Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.
by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007
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robotripper

One who gets high off of Robotussin Cough Medicine.
She's always carrying bottle of cough medicine around, what's with that!?

Ehh.. she's probably a Robotripper.
by jamie December 30, 2003
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robotskeletonarmy

A legion of bony skeletons with an affinity for hollowed out volcanoes.
While searching for the key to the volcano the robotskeletonarmy rested eating cheesy crackers.
by jamfetto March 10, 2010
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Spider robot

A robot based off the look of a spider. It has eight legs like a normal one would.

It is NOT a robot spider though, see Robot spider
"Check out the robot spider I killed!"

"Thats a spider robot idiot..."
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
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No Robot

Based on the failed pilot (now on myspace) "Gay Robot", it is similar in meaning to the term "No Homo." It can be used to note that something you're saying sounds gay, but you don't mean it in the gay sense. It can be used before or after your statement.
Also, if you fail to flag your homo sounding comment with no robot, someone can call no robot on you, just as with no homo. The phrase no robot is convenient when in a public place because it is not as offensive as saying no homo in a crowded place.
1. "Yo that dude is big, no robot."
2. "No Robot, but your man has some nice moves in the post."
3. *Friend says homo remark* - "Man, No Robot!"
by HollaBackKid May 15, 2008
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