NASCAR

A PHYSICAL SPORT where Chevrolets, Fords and Toyotas drive for 3+ hours, at speeds of 180+ MPH and 2-3 inches from the wall and from eachother. DISCLAIMER: Not just a rednecks sport.

Josh: let's go to the baseball game
Cletus: let's go to the NASCAR race instead

by JakeG514 July 6, 2016

NASCARING

2 or more dudes bang a chick and nut inside then wait 9 months to see who wins the race

dude Steve and Will were totally NASCARING Sally last year, Will totally won

by June Bug69 November 11, 2010

NASCAR

NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.

NASCAR is awesome!

by Me, not you. So leave. August 23, 2011

Nascar

Formula 1 for rednecks.

NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks

by alex1010 April 14, 2009

NASCAR

The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race

Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.

by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006

NASCAR

A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

by blindspot February 17, 2005

NASCAR

National
Association for
Stock
Car
Auto
Racing


A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.

Don't forget to watch NASCAR race on Sunday.

by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005