Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Slay Mite

A wild slay mite that attaches itself to a significant other and does not let go. Slay mites are positive in the female environment, but this is yet a very rare trait in females.

“Damn Noah, how did you find her? Thats a good slay mite. I need to find one.”

by JamesND October 2, 2023

moider

N. Wales general street / housing estate catch-all term meaning, variously, to 'talk nonsense'; 'to corner someone and batter their head with words'; to rap}

"It was hell of a shady last night, I copped a hell of a moidering off that girl I shagged last Saturday"

by Joe Shoo January 8, 2005

Moises

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him.
(v)Playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

Josh- "dude that man-whore is such a Moises"
Beth-"Shut up your just jealous you can't dress like that"

by Bentley6969 September 26, 2010

Moistercles

When your Oystercles get wet.

'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'

by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

mitesh

1. Biceps
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank

and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.

1. Mate, Arnold Schwarzenegger could sure do with a larger pair of mitesh's!

2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*

3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."

by Mitesh's not so secret admirer November 23, 2007