McFarland

. God knows why, it's a pretty horrible place, with summer (late May-late October) temperatures averaging in the high 90s and air quality that can practically disable you. Winter is short and usually doesn't get colder than 50 degrees in the daytime. Meth is as easily found as soda machines and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity. With an astonishing high school consisting of 53 students with a graduating class of 3. Guys drive mustangs and think they’re the shit, little do others know that they are paying their food with EBT.

McFarland smells like ass

by Pestin May 11, 2018

McFunlane

Simply put, McFunlane is a man lacking the smallest inkling of intelligence. He likes to believe that he is an intellectual, even someone who could make a difference someday, but instead he trolls around and brings down those who point out his flaws and utter stupidity. He is so supremely insignificant that his lowly and immature behavior can rub off on completely innocent people. Luckily, however, he preys on the successful and noble, who need only to shrug with pity and move on without fear.

Synonyms: piece of shit, idiot, moron, dumbass
See: Stupid Motherfucker

Person A: McFunlane? Aren't you in your 20s?

McFunlane: Mitholigically speaking, yes.

Person A: That's just sad, Fucklane. May I call you Fucklane?

by DancesWithWolves1 January 14, 2010

McFarland's Halo

The wide circle which forms around the moon when tiny hexagonal ice crystals surround and reflect the light from the moon. A family of European sheep stealers (we can only assume the sheep were taken for matters of sexual gratification) coined the expression "McFarland's Halo" as they belived that this occurance granted them the best night light by which to steal sheep.

It's a McFarland's Halo tonight.

by Bendall September 30, 2008

Yacky Macfarland

What you name turns into you when you guzzle too much devils springs and you cant hold the boof any longer.

I guzzled a glass of devil springs and felt like Yacky Macfarland.

by Susan B August 7, 2006

mcfarland

a whiney kid who cries at gets toxic when he gets killed in fortnite.

oh look is that a crippled rat? ''no its just mcfarland''

by gravity56 October 10, 2020

mcfarlanding

1) The act of deliberately wasting the audience's time for "comedic" effect
2) The act of excruciatingly drawing out a dead joke in the vain hope that this will somehow make it funny
3) The author(s) taunting the audience for their own amusement

I wish TV shows would stop Mcfarlanding; it hasn't gotten any better since Seth McFarland did it in his shows

by Balloonie-cat1 March 19, 2023

dirty mcparlane

When you open a fresh beer and dump it in to a dirty sluts vagina and drink it out with a straw.

Troy had a thirst only a dirty Mcparlane could quench.

by Younglove4 October 21, 2015