This is my message to my master

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

Some of them are

This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.

This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?

by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

by estimablesir January 11, 2009

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

master fapper

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.

Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

mamster

A person born as a woman often mistaken for a man because of the way they act, dress, and appears. Typically having a better fade then most guys.

As john walks through BEST BUY he approached a TV sales associate . Unsure if it was a man or a woman he quickly thought if he should say : "excuse me MAM or excuse me MISTER" he simply realized the logical thing to do is vary simple . He decided to simply say "Excuse me MAMSTER do you have the new Samsung "

by 40ozwreckingkrew October 28, 2015

master cylinder

The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.

Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.

by HC2005 August 30, 2007