Fading

When you are losing all connection with society. You are drifting away. All your emotions are leaving and you're being left with emptiness. You lose yourseld. All your motivation and smiles are nom-existing. Every part of you is gone.

After everything I've ever through, I'm finally fading away.

by LolaCatalanaPerfect May 20, 2019

carpet farming

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

by simon_magus September 28, 2003

faring

instead of 'how are you doing' you would say 'how are you faring'

how are you faring with that book report?

by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010

Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.

chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!

by funky rabbi December 1, 2011

Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 15, 2015