facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

Facestigating

When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.

I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.

thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

facesty

usually the term given for if you walk past someone and they give you a 'dirty'....aka giving you a nasty look.

when you walk past someone and for no reason they look at you in an unfriendly way...you can then swing your arm above your head and shout at the top of your voice-"Facesty"
or "Don't get facesty yeah!"

by snazzy January 5, 2008

facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.

I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan

by lucasgamer June 12, 2009