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higher education

A consumer product where money is charged to provide the same information you received for free in grades K-12 but just in more convoluted terms.
Wow, this higher education is both expensive and somewhat familiar.
by Mario Sanchez September 9, 2008
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Educatocracy

A type of meritocracy existing in post industrial nations with a highly educated population wherein degree obtainment is the only form of merit and degree inflation is rampant.
At the turn of the 21st century, the United States was surely becoming an Educatocracy.
by ajfajn October 17, 2011
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edgucated

educated about edgy and trendy things
Person A: my friend told me what "swoll" means today
Person B: Nice! You got edgucated!
by bytemehard October 27, 2017
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educational purposes

Is when a boy or girl says I will save that later and mastrubate until they cum to that one photo or video
Don’t worry it’s for educational purposes
by anonymous December 7, 2021
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Education

The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
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Misdemeanour Education

An excuse to use when the teacher sends you out or hands out a sanction and could get a £100 fine or up to one week in a educational correctional facility.
Dumb bitch ima report you for misdemeanour education
by CS Teacher January 29, 2021
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 September 15, 2008
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