Douchebeep

When sitting at a red light, the light turns green and the person in the car behind you immediately starts beeping their horn.

"I can't believe that guy is honking at me! The light just turned green a second ago!"

"Don't worry about it, it's just a douchebeep."

by JGper cussion October 21, 2011

douchebox

Like a douchebag, but more rigid. Intentionally annoying, rather than simply out of sheer stupidity.

I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.

by Sinical July 24, 2012

douchebox

a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.

"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"

"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"

"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"

by justliv2 August 9, 2012

douchebook

Another name for facebook because everyone on facebook is a douche

She posted it on douchebook

by XShankX August 20, 2015

Doucheaholic

A cross between a douchebag and an alcoholic

That guy is a douchebag/alcoholic. You mean a doucheaholic.

by consmellmyfart July 11, 2017

Douchebooty

Something you call your friends when you can’t think of a good comeback to an insult that hit very close to home.

Guy 1: You are incredibly lonely.
Guy 2: You’re a douchebooty.

by Jim McStrangefacw November 15, 2018

Douchebox

A box and or carton of Douches

In aisle 3, you can find a Douchebox.

by A.T. Andy June 1, 2005